Elvis Has Left the Building

The King has gone missing and his manager, The Colonel, is having an epic freak out as a result. He owes a big gambling debt to an Italian fellow who does not like to be called Bugs and who might break your legs if you cross him ("His name ends in a vowel!" The Colonel laments).

In order to settle his debt, The Colonel must get Elvis to perform at the Golden Horseshoe Casino. With the real Elvis nowhere in sight, The Colonel digs deep into his carnival swindler bag of tricks and conjures the world's first Elvis impersonator.